
Hello Everyone! Thanks for checking out our blog! We´re trying to update more often but life keeps getting in the way!
Well we´re on our own now, sort of... the Venturas, with whom we have been living, will be in argeninta for about 2 months, so from now untill Christmas we are alone in the mission house! It´s going to be a little crazy but a lot of fun... we´ve already started cooking some of the foods we haven´t made since we got here.
Today marks 90 days since we first entered the country, which means our origional 90 day visas have expired. Well mine has, Sarah had a few more weeks because she got a new one when she went to the women´s conference in Argentina. ANYWAY, the process for getting a new stamp in the passport was tricky, but it worked out really well.
Tecnically what you´re supposed to do is get a renewal, which involves about 3 government buildings in town, lots of paperwork, running around in circles, plus about $150 worth of fees. The only other way to get a stamp is to cross into paraguay from another country, and since Argentina isn´t real far away, we opted for that route. Last week we attempted to cross by boat, but the ladies at the border gave us trouble because it "seemed like we were only leaving so we could get our stamp and get out of paying the renewal fee". I guess we just weren´t sneaky enough.
SO, as it turns out, the Venturas were leaving monday and passing through Formosa, Argentina, a nice little town about 2 hours from the border and were glad to drop us off there. AND, as it turns out, our spanish teacher happened to be going to Formosa

on Tuesday to take care of some business and was glad to bring us back to Asuncion. Well to make a long story slightly less long, it all worked out well. We stayed in a lovely hotel in Formosa for about $40 US, watched Oceans 12, got up early and had a "complete" Argentinian breakfast (croissants and coffee) and strolled around town waiting for Nilda. Sarah almost bought a skirt because clothes were pretty cheap there, plus we had some leftover Pesos we weren´t going to be able to spend. We did end up buying a copy of Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator in Spanish, which we figure is just about our reading level.
On the way back home, just for a little extra sneakyness, we crossed the border by ferry. It was

a pretty 10 mintue boat ride, although I did get a little motion sick. This picture is the hill in Lambare, which we will have to write about some other time because it´s a very interesting place. Below is a picture of the ferry going the other direction which we passed half way across the Rio Paraguay. (side note: no, I didn´t see any fish, but supposedly there are quite a few) So it was a nice trip, and in total thanks to the help of the Venturas and Nilda the trip cost us around $60, which is less than half of what it would have cost to get the stamp if we did the paperwork.

Ok so that´s about it for now, I will leave the stories from district assembly for Sarah to write because she knows more about that kind of stuff and I think she would do a better job telling about it. Also I´m kind of hungry right now. But I do have one last story.
Three times now we have heard Paraguayans telling this hilarious new joke that´s being passed around in circles with Guarani speakers. I will do my best to retell it, but it really is best when spoken by someone who speaks both Spanish and Guarani.
So apparently the word in Guarani for "He moved" or "he left" or "he doesn´t live here anymore" is "Obama." And the joke goes, the phone rings at the White House, the (apparently Paraguayan) secretary answers, and the person calling says "Hi, is Bush there?" to which the secretary replies "No, obama!"
Yeah we´ve heard it a few times now. The locals get a kick out of it around here.
OK I will leave you with this parting shot, I had to take this one for you guys...

I honestly do not know what´s happening here but I do know it got put up around Haloween and I think it may be from some sort of Christmas themed haunted house? Well the picture didn´t turn out too great but let me tell you it´s WAY creepier in person.
And with that, a merry week to all, and to all a good day!
Peace
Ted and Sarah